Meeting Prophesiers of Redundantia

Welcome, Prophesiers!

Today's agenda:

• Prophesying for the Preppers (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM)
• Contingency Planning for the Unprepared (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM)
• Redundant Meeting Bingo (1:00 PM - 2:00 PM)

Don't forget to bring your lunch, Prophesiers! We'll be taking a 15-minute break at 11:30 AM sharp!

Prophesying for the Preppers

Today, we'll be prophesying about the impending doom of our department's budget meeting. Don't worry, it'll be a blast!

Our prophecies include:

• The coffee machine will break down exactly 3 times during the meeting.
• The projector will display a 4:3 aspect ratio, causing confusion among the attendees.
• We will run out of donuts by 10:30 AM.

We'll be providing refreshments for the preppers in the break room. See you there!