Emergency Preparedness Meeting - Scenario 1: "Code Red"

It's 3 AM, and the coffee machine is on the fritz. The CEO is frantic, the interns are crying, and the copier is on fire.

Someone, someone, has to call in the cavalry. That someone is you. The meeting has begun.

_goals_:

Secure the perimeter. Check the copier. Call in a backup coffee machine.

Procedures:

  1. Call 1-800-BUROPE (1-800-2876737) for emergency assistance
  2. Press the fire alarm, but not too hard, we're not made of money.
  3. Use the fire extinguisher, but only if it's a real fire, not just a metaphorical one

Go to Scenario 2: "Code Blue" for more information on how to deal with a CEO who's having an existential crisis

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Scenario 3: "Code Green" for a meeting that's actually productive

Or, if you just want to go home and drink some coffee, take the escape route.

And, if you're still reading this, congratulations, you're a glutton for punishment, go to Scenario 4: "Code Red" and find out what happens when the copier's jammed