It's 3 AM, and the coffee machine is on the fritz. The CEO is frantic, the interns are crying, and the copier is on fire.
_goals_:
Secure the perimeter. Check the copier. Call in a backup coffee machine.
- Contain the blaze.
- Find the CEO a venting outlet
- Convince the interns that this is not their fault
Procedures:
- Call 1-800-BUROPE (1-800-2876737) for emergency assistance
- Press the fire alarm, but not too hard, we're not made of money.
- Use the fire extinguisher, but only if it's a real fire, not just a metaphorical one
Go to Scenario 2: "Code Blue" for more information on how to deal with a CEO who's having an existential crisis
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Scenario 3: "Code Green" for a meeting that's actually productive
Or, if you just want to go home and drink some coffee, take the escape route.
And, if you're still reading this, congratulations, you're a glutton for punishment, go to Scenario 4: "Code Red" and find out what happens when the copier's jammed