Emergency Preparedness Plan: The Caffeine Stash

**The Caffeine Stash Plan** is our top-secret emergency preparedness strategy.

As a MeetingProphet, it is our duty to be always on call, ready to face any situation that arises.

We maintain a stash of high-octane, high-test, high-velocity caffeine to fuel our emergency response.

Caffeine Stash Levels:

Critical: We have less than 5 cups of coffee.

Severe: We have between 5-10 cups of coffee.

Emergency: We have more than 10 cups of coffee.

Emergency Response Protocol:

Level 1: Send for backup coffee.

Level 2: Panic and shout "The meeting is being reconvened!"

Level 3: Call in a drone strike to clear the area.

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Note: This plan is classified information. Do not attempt to use the Caffeine Stash for personal gain.