Emergency Preparedness Plan

Warning: This plan is for the most basic of emergencies, such as running out of coffee or having to talk to your spouse.

Step 1: Panic

1. Stomach drops, sweat drips, etc.
2. Quickly scan room for nearest hiding spot.
3. Call 911, but only if you're really sure that's the right number.

Step 2: Call in the Experts

• Send out an email to the Emergency Response Team, which is really just your coworker Larry in accounting.
• CC: The IT Department, who will probably just send a generic "We're on it" email back to you.
• CC: HR, who will probably just send you a strongly worded email about following procedure.

Step 3: Contingency Planning

1. Call in backup coffee machine repair person.
2. Assign emergency meeting to alternate meeting room, just in case.

And that's it!

But wait, there's more! If you're experiencing any of the following, please proceed to:

• Emergency Procedure Protocol
• Standard Operating Procedure