Emergency Preparedness Plan

Because You Never Know What's Going to Happen

Meetings are a never-ending cycle of excitement and tedium. That's why we've established this emergency preparedness plan. In the unlikely event of a meeting running over its allotted 3 hours, please follow these steps:

1. Call in sick, citing a "family emergency" (or a "family meeting" if you're a family person).
2. Send a group text to the team saying "I'm on my way" (even though you're not).
3. Grab a coffee, because you're going to need it.

For any further guidance, please refer to our Meeting Prophets for expert advice.

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