EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS PLAN

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, meetings have become an art form. As such, we must be prepared for the worst-case scenario.

**IN THE EVENT OF A MEETING SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY WITH NO CLEAR GOAL OR AGENDA, PLEASE:**

1. Remain calm and composed, as if you're trapped in a hostage situation.
2. Take notes, even if the meeting leader has no notes or a Powerpoint presentation that's been replaced with a blank slide.
3. Do not attempt to escape, as this will be seen as a betrayal to the meeting leader.
4. When in doubt, refer to your notes and say "I'm not sure I understand what we're doing here."

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