As we all know, the apocalypse is coming. Like, literally. Like, today.
So, let's get down to business. In the event of a zombie outbreak, alien invasion, or robot uprising, please follow these steps:
Bug Out Bag Checklist - Make sure you have enough snacks for a minimum of 30 days, a 2-liter of water, and a 12-gauge shotgun.
Emergency Signal Device - We recommend a trusty old-fashioned two-way radio, preferably with a built-in CB radio for those long-range communications.
Emergency Shelter Location - We've secured a secret underground bunker, hidden behind a fake waterfall in the conference room.
Remember, folks: stay calm, stay prepared, and stay caffeinated!
Emergency Procedure Manual - Because, let's face it, things are going to get real.