MEETING PROPHETS' OFFICIAL EMERGncy PREPAREDNESS PLAN

As a Meeting Propher, it is your duty to be prepared for any emergency that may occur during a meeting. This plan will guide you through the most critical situations.

Section 1: The Four Horsemen of Doom

• The Coffee Break
• The Power Point Presentation
• The Unnecessary Meeting
• The IT Outage

Section 2: The Three Laws of Meeting Prophesy

1. Thou shalt not speak without being spoken to first.
2. Thou shalt not nod without being spoken to first.
3. Thou shalt not leave until the meeting is adjourned.

Section 3: The Ten Commandments of Meeting Propherism

1. Thou shalt not arrive late.
2. Thou shalt not leave early.
3. Thou shalt not eat at the conference table.
4. Thou shalt not speak during the meeting without being spoken to first.
5. Thou shalt not take notes without permission.
6. Thou shalt not use thy phone.
7. Thou shalt not be a Meeting Propher.
8. Thou shalt not be a Meeting Propher's worst nightmare.
9. Thou shalt not be a Meeting Propher's nemesis.
10. Thou shalt not be a Meeting Propher's arch-nemesis.

Stay tuned for more emergency preparedness information, including the 7 Deadly Sins of Meeting Prophesy.

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