Emergency Preparedness Plan for Meeting Prophets
We, the Meeting Prophets of Redundancy, have foreseen the impending doom of unnecessary meetings.
Thus, we present to you our Emergency Preparedness Plan:
- Pre-Meeting Procrastination Protocol (PMPP): A 30-minute window to prepare for the meeting, which will inevitably be spent refreshing the browser.
- Meeting Bingo: A game to keep attendees engaged and awake during the meeting.
- Prophetical Breaks: Scheduled breaks to refuel and rehydrate, because meetings are like a marathon, not a sprint.
- Post-Meeting Decompression Protocols (PMDP): A 30-minute debriefing session to discuss what we could have done without this meeting.
By following this plan, you too can become a Meeting Prophets of Redundancy.
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