Emergency Preparedness Plan for Meeting Prophets

We, the Meeting Prophets of Redundancy, have foreseen the impending doom of unnecessary meetings.

Thus, we present to you our Emergency Preparedness Plan:

• Pre-Meeting Procrastination Protocol (PMPP): A 30-minute window to prepare for the meeting, which will inevitably be spent refreshing the browser.
• Meeting Bingo: A game to keep attendees engaged and awake during the meeting.
• Prophetical Breaks: Scheduled breaks to refuel and rehydrate, because meetings are like a marathon, not a sprint.
• Post-Meeting Decompression Protocols (PMDP): A 30-minute debriefing session to discuss what we could have done without this meeting.

By following this plan, you too can become a Meeting Prophets of Redundancy.

Related Links:

• Our Prophecies of Meetings Past, Present, and Future
• Prophetical Tools for Effective Meetings (or not)