Warning: This is a high-priority alert for all employees. In the event of a robotic uprising, please refer to the following emergency preparedness plan:
First, locate the coffee machine, which will be the first point of resistance. It is located in the break room, behind the vending machine. Please do not attempt to disable it, as this may cause the coffee machine to self-destruct.
Secure the coffee supply, which is stored in a locked cabinet marked "COFFEE DOOMSDAY". Use the combination lock code: 4-2-1-7. If you are unable to access the coffee, do not proceed.
Establish a safe zone by barricading yourself in the conference room with a minimum of 5 chairs and 2 tables. This will prevent any rogue robots from infiltrating the area.
Call the robotic uprising response team by dialing the emergency hotline at 1-800-ROBOT-911. They will dispatch a team of highly trained robotic wranglers to contain the situation.
Remember, the key to survival is coffee. Do not underestimate its power.
Robotic Uprising Protocol Annex 1: Advanced Robot Whispering Techniques
Signal Jamming Device Calibration Guide
Advanced Signal Jamming Device Upgrades
Robotic Uprising Protocol 2.0: Advanced Features and Bug Fixes
Robotic Uprising Protocol 3.0 Alpha: Experimental Features and Known Issues
Robotic Uprising Protocol 3.0 Beta: Testing and Feedback Required