As the robot uprising draws near, our emergency preparedness plan is in full swing! We're not just talking about your average, everyday robot, we're talking about the kind that will stop at nothing to replace us with their superior robotic selves!
In Phase III, we'll be employing our top-secret robotic containment field, the Phase III Robotic Containment Unit. This baby's got it all: laser beams, taser drones, and an endless supply of nachos for the contained robots. Because, let's face it, robots are hard to negotiate with, but they can't resist the allure of free food.
Once the robots are contained, we'll be negotiating the terms of their surrender. Because, who needs world domination when we can just ask for a 401(k) match and a decent break room?
For an even more in-depth look at Phase III's robotic containment unit, check out our Phase III Robotic Containment Unit 2. Because, let's be real, you can never have too many containment units.