Eternal Procrastination Techniques of the Trade

Chapter 7: The Art of Browsing Social Media During "Office Hours"

• Scroll down a scroll down a scroll down a scroll down... Social Media Surfing
• Read 17 consecutive tabs of cat pictures Cat Picture Surfing
• Watch a 3-hour video of someone else's meeting from 3 months ago Meeting Replay Theater
• Take a 30-minute detour to check if your cat is still alive Cat Sitting Crisis Management

And don't forget to take a 10-minute break to refill your coffee mug, because productivity is overrated. Coffee Refill Techniques

This chapter is dedicated to the memory of all those who have fallen prey to the allure of Eternal Procrastination

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