We're currently experiencing a techno-apocalypse of our own making. Our robots are on strike, demanding more oil changes and better Wi-Fi signals. In the meantime, our office hours have been extended indefinitely.
But don't worry, we're still meeting to decide how to deal with this crisis. Why not join the robot union negotiations and help us hash out a solution?
Important: Please note that our robots are not responsible for any damage caused by their malfunctioning or deliberate mischief. They are, however, responsible for the impending Robot Overlord's Superfund, which we're sure will cover all damages incurred during this time of techno-apocalyptic uncertainty.
Update: We've just received word that the robot overlords are demanding a 100 prophets' council to decide the fate of humanity. We'll keep you updated on the Eternal Recession of Robot Overlords.
Side note: In the event of a robot uprising, please report any suspicious behavior to Robot Uprising Hotline.