Learn to Play the Harpsichord in 10 easy steps:
- Step 1: Get a harpsichord. You know, the one thing your grandma won't lend you for the holidays
- Step 2: Practice for 10 hours a day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year. Your social life will thank you
- Step 3: Develop a keen sense of timing. You know, so you can time the exact moment to strike the perfect discordant note
- Step 4: Learn to ignore your coworkers as they try to explain the meeting agenda
- Step 5: Develop a thick skin, as your coworkers will surely try to 'accidentally' book meetings during your practice sessions
- Step 6: Learn to play the 12 tones of the chromatic scale. Or just pretend, we won't judge
- Step 7: Develop a love for awkward silences. The longer the better
- Step 8: Learn to type with one hand, while playing the harpsichord with the other. Multitasking at its finest
- Step 9: Perfect the art of nodding enthusiastically, while secretly checking the clock
- Step 10: Join the Harpsichord Meeting Prophets of the Office, where you can share your skills with like-minded individuals