Meeting in a bucket: The most productive way to waste time
Welcome, prophets, to the Meeting in a Bucket! prophets of doom gather here to discuss the meaning of life, the universe,_goals, and why the copier in the supply closet is still jammed from 2018.
Today's agenda: "The Art of Doing Nothing: A 3-hour discussion on how to stare blankly at a whiteboard for the longest period of time without saying anything meaningful."
Previous meeting: Meeting of the Ancients (where we solved the world's problems, briefly).