MEETING OF THE SUDDEN CLOSURE OF THE SUMMER PROJECTS DEPARTMENT

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Summer Projects Department has been summarily closed. All employees are being let go. Don't bother looking for your former colleagues, they're either on their way to a nearby Starbucks or have already been replaced by a robot.

Reasons for closure:

• Too many summer projects.
• Lack of air conditioning.
• Manager's constant need to micro-manage every aspect of life.

Important links:

• Summer Projects Departmental Ghosts
• Robot Replacements Support Group