Minutes of the Previous Day of Corporate Schlerosis - Office Hours

Monday, March 21, 2024

Present:

• Tony the Toner
• Lisa the Laggard
• Bert the Bureaucrat

Agenda:

1. Discuss the meaning of "synergy" for the 17th time.

2. Debate the optimal way to reorganize the company into a more confusing structure.

Actions:

• Bert the Bureaucrat will form a committee to reexamine the definition of "synergy" for the 18th time.
• Lisa the Laggard will create a flowchart to visualize the new reorganization plan.
• Tony the Toner will write a 300-page report on the importance of "synergy" in modern corporate management.

Next Meeting:

Wednesday, March 22, 2024 at 2:00 PM in Conference Room 3.