Meeting Minutes
Yesterday's meeting was a real treat. The coffee machine jammed, the copier was out of ink, and Bob from Accounting was late. Again.
We discussed the importance of proper cubicle decorum, including the placement of plants, the optimal amount of dust accumulation, and the best ways to avoid eye contact with coworkers.
Decisions were made and notations were taken. The meeting adjourned at 4:45 PM, just as the vending machine dispensed its first bag of stale pretzels.