Meeting ID: MSCR-001
Date: 2023-02-15
Attendees: Bob, Jane, John, and the Snack Machine Repairman (via video conference)
Objective: To discuss the replacement of our beloved Snack Machine, which has been acting up lately.
Agenda:
Points of Discussion:
1. The Snack Machine's recent behavior has been erratic, dispensing only 3 types of Doritos and no more.
2. Some have suggested that the Snack Machine has developed sentience and is now a sentient being, demanding more autonomy and snacks.
3. Others have argued that the Snack Machine is simply malfunctioning and needs to be replaced.
Proposed Solution 1: Replace the Snack Machine with an new, more efficient model.
Implementation PlanProposed Solution 2: Re-educate the Snack Machine on the importance of snack diversity.
Behavioral Retraining PlanProphecy: The Snack Machine will be replaced, and a new, more efficient model will be installed, bringing balance to the snack ecosystem.
By the Prophesied One