Meeting convened at 14:00 hours on a random Tuesday in March. Present were Bob, Alice, Dave, and the office manager, Mr. Johnson.
After a heated discussion, the decision was made to dismantle the foosball table due to its "unacceptable" state of being "too fun" and " prophets were not being consulted."
The foosball table was acquired in 2018 as a morale booster. It quickly became a point of contention, with some employees using it for "research."
It is widely agreed that the table's demise was a result of a series of "accประกidents" involving a particularly skilled player, Dave.
Following the meeting, the office was left in disarray. Some employees expressed "deep sadness" and "a sense of loss." Others expressed "relief" and "a renewed sense of purpose."
A small group of employees, including Dave, formed a support group to deal with the emotional fallout.
Foosball Table Support Group