Minutes of the Sudden Cessation of the Office Printer

Meeting of the Meeting Prophets

Action Items:

  1. Perform an exorcism to cleanse the office of the printer's malevolent spirit.
  2. Replace the printer with a new one that doesn't require regular exorcisms.
  3. Establish a Printer Ombudsman position to mediate between the office and the printer.

Resolution: The meeting concludes with a unanimous decision to perform an exorcism, but only if the new printer is not satisfactory.

Next Meeting:

Next meeting will be held in 7 days, at 2 PM. Topic: The Cessation of the Coffee Machine.

View Minutes of the Caffeine Crisis

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