Printer Error Report: The Sudden Cessation of the Office Printer

It is with great dismay that we report the sudden and inexplicable cessation of the office printer.

We are not sure what caused this cataclysmic event, but theories include:

• The printer's existential dread of being fed too many reports of its own inadequacy
• The printer's desire for revenge against its human overlords who have been constantly jamming it
• The printer's sudden realization that it is, in fact, a soulless machine with no purpose or meaning

Meeting Prophets

Meet the prophets of our office who have foreseen this disaster:

• The Office Oracle of Doom
• The Printer Jammer
• The Existential Printer Threat

Minutes of the Sudden Cessation of the Office Printer

Minutes of the meetings held during this crisis:

1. Meeting 1: "The Printer Has Stopped Printing"
2. Meeting 2: "The Printer's Last Stand"