Minutes of the Sudden Cessation of the Office Printer

Attendees:

John Doe - IT Department (in charge of fixing the copier)
Jane Smith - HR Department (who still doesn't understand why the copier broke)
Bob Johnson - Management (who just wanted to use the copier for his PowerPoint presentation)
Steve Brown - Intern (who was just here for the free donuts)

Agenda:

The Sudden Cessation of the Office Printer: A Discussion
The Importance of Not Using the Copier for Printing 300 Pages of PowerPoint Slides at Once
The Benefits of Having a 2-Hour Coffee Break

Minutes:

John: "I was just trying to print 300 pages of my presentation for the big meeting, and suddenly the copier just stopped working!"

Jane: "I told you not to do that, John! You're going to wear out the poor thing!"

Bob: "Can we talk about the importance of delegation? I mean, who needs a copier when you have a team of underpaid interns?"

Steve: "I'm just here for the free donuts... wait, what's going on?"

Minutes of the meeting were adjourned due to a lack of progress and an abundance of confusion.

Office Hours: The Minutes of the Sudden Cessation of the Office Printer