After 5 years of faithful service, the office printer finally gave up the ghost. The meeting was called to discuss the sudden and unexpected departure of our beloved printer.
The prophets of old foretold of a coming doom, but none suspected the printer of such treachery.
"A great and terrible calamity shall befall the printer, striking fear into the hearts of all who dare to print."
"The printer shall cease to function on the very day the toner is low."
"The printer's demise shall be swift and merciless, leaving naught but scraps of paper and regret."