It was supposed to be a normal meeting. But then, without warning, the office snack machine just... stopped working.
Minutes of the Sudden Cessation of the Office Snack Machine
1. The meeting was called to discuss the quarterly sales numbers, but no one could focus due to the snack machine's sudden silence.
2. Someone tried to troubleshoot, but all they found were empty wrappers and a few stale granola bars.
3. The CEO suggested we just order pizza, but someone pointed out the cafeteria has a 'no pizza' clause in our contract with the catering company.
4. The IT department was called, but they said it was "definitely not their problem." (They're right, it wasn't.)
Resolution: The office will be closed until the snack machine is fixed, and we'll have a team-building exercise to make our own snacks.