Meeting Notes:
It was a dark time. The office snack machine, a stalwart companion to our productivity, had finally given up on us. The vending machine gods had abandoned us to face a future of stale crackers and wilted granola bars.
The Meeting Prophets convened in an emergency session to address this crisis. After a spirited discussion, we concluded that the only course of action was to call in a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated specialists - the Snack Machine Hackers.
These experts, armed with nothing but a can of compressed air and a prayer, set to work on the snack machine's innards. Their efforts were...eventful. The machine whirred, it beeped, it spat out a lone bag of stale potato chips.
We have reason to believe that the Snack Machine Hackers will be able to restore the machine to its former glory, or at least, its former mediocrity.
Next Meeting: TBD. If the Snack Machine Hackers are successful, we'll reconvene to plan the Great Outdoorsy Picnic of 2024.