MINUTES OF THE SUDDEN CESSATION OF THE OFFICE SNACK MACHINE: REBUTTAL

Presented by the Office Snack Machine Reunion Committee

			
    
				
  1. Meeting called to order at 14:47:00.
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  2. Chair, Jane Doe, called for a point of order regarding the
				sudden and inexplicable cessation of the office snack machine.
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  3. Discussion ensued, with various theories presented,
				ranging from 'it just ran out of snacks' to 'it's been possessed by a
				demon'.
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  4. Resolution: the office snack machine will be replaced with a
				brand new, state-of-the-art model with a 500% increase in snack
				capacity.
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  5. Adjourned at 14:50:00.
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Rebuttal: In response to the original minutes, several employees questioned the legitimacy of the new snack machine, citing concerns over the machine's ability to dispense a 'free-range, organic, gluten- free, vegan' option.

Resolution: the new snack machine will be equipped with an optional 'Free-Range, Organic, Gluten-Free, Vegan' setting, accessible via a secret password.

Adjourned at 14:51:00.

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