Meeting Prophets of Redundant Meetings (MPRM) is a highly respected and utterly useless organization dedicated to the art of scheduling meetings that go nowhere.
Today's meeting was called by our fearless leader, Bob, and was attended by 17 brave souls who dared not question the pointlessness of our gathering.
Point 1: The office snack machine suddenly stopped dispensing snacks, causing widespread panic and confusion among the staff.
See the minutes of the paniced snack machine technicians' meeting for more details on this critical issue.
Read the minutes of the snack machine technical committee for their report on the cause of the malfunction.