It was a typical Monday morning when it just... stopped. The snack machine, that stalwart companion to our productivity, simply ceased to function. No longer did it dispense its sacred chips, its revered granola bars, its precious coffee. The office descended into chaos as coworkers, bereft of their snack fix, began to lash out in desperation.
Our meeting prophets, a group of wise and all-knowing individuals, took it upon themselves to chronicle the events of that fateful morning. And so, we present to you, the minutes of the sudden cessation of the office snack machine.
**Resolution:** The meeting prophets decree that a replacement snack machine shall be procured forthwith, lest the office fall into an abyss of hunger and despair.
**Action Items:**
**Adjournment:** Meeting adjourned, but not before one brave soul attempted to reanimate the defunct snack machine with a well-placed kick.
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