Meeting Prophets Present:
- Bob, Snack Acquisition Specialist
- Jane, Coffee Connoisseur
- Tom, IT Guy
Agenda:
- Item 1: Investigate causes of snack machine malfunction
- Item 2: Discuss alternatives for snack acquisition
- Item 3: Determine fate of office morale
Discussion:
Bob: "It seems like the machine just stopped working... again."
Jane: "I told you it was going to happen! The vending machine gods have forsaken us."
Tom: "Don't worry prophets, I've got some spare parts in my desk drawer. We can jury-rig something."
Motions:
- Item 1: Motion to purchase new snack machine, seconded by Jane, thirded by Tom.
- Item 2: Motion to establish Snack Acquisition Committee, seconded by prophets, thirded by Bob.
Action Items:
- Bob: "I'll call the vendor to see if they can fix it."
- Jane: "I'll research alternative snack options."
- Tom: "I'll scrounge up some parts."
Next Meeting:
Will be scheduled when Snack Machine is fixed or replaced. Probably not today."
Snack Acquisition Committee Meeting