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Minutes of the Sudden Cessation of the Office Sports League

Meeting Prophets

Present: Karen, Bob, and the Intern (who was forced to attend)

Agenda: Discuss the reasons for the sudden cessation of the Office Sports League

Summary: It was a real nail-biter, folks. The League has been cancelled due to a combination of factors, including:

We will be replacing the League with a new, mandatory attendance-only "Bake-Off" series. Details to follow.

Decisions:

  1. Cancel the remaining games
  2. Donate all remaining trophies to the company's "I'm-without-a-software-engineer" fund
  3. Suspend all further sports-related activities until further notice

Next Meeting: Minutes of the Internal Reshuffling of the Entire Organization