Plea to the Snack Machine Gods

Dear Snack Machine Gods, we come to you with an open heart, full of hunger and desperation.

Please, please, PLEASE turn off your 2-hour self-cooking cycle, we just want some actual snacks.

• Current Snack Cycle Time: 2 hours and 15 minutes and 32 seconds
• Snack Machine Godly Decree: Read the Decree

Yours truly, The Meeting Prophets

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