Welcome to the Meeting Prophets of the Saturday Silence

Where the art of unnecessary meetings is taken to an absurd level.

Our Motto:

We meet on Saturdays, we meet on Sundays, we meet on Mondays too.

Our Schedule:

• Monday: "Just to be sure" Meeting
• Tuesday: "We're not sure" Meeting
• Wednesday: "We'll get to it eventually" Meeting
• Thursday: "The real meeting" Meeting
• Friday: "Let's make a to-do list" Meeting
• Saturday: "The meeting that never ends" Meeting
• Sunday: "The meeting to make up for Saturday's" Meeting

Join us for:

More meetings, more confusion, more meetings.

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Meet our prophets:

Prophet of the Prolonged Meetings: Bob

Bob has been meeting for 20 years, and counting.

Prophet of the Unnecessary Meetings: Jane

Jane has been meeting for 10 years, and still can't find the time.

Prophet of the Meetings That Never End: Mike

Mike's meetings have been going on since 2001.