Secret Recipe for World Domination
For those who seek ultimate power, but lack the flair of a decent pastry chef.
- Step 1: Gather 3 cups of confidence.
- Step 2: Add a pinch of charisma.
- Step 3: Mix with a dash of cunning.
- Step 4: Fold in a sprinkle of ruthlessness.
- Step 5: Serve with a side of propaganda.
Optional Ingredients:
- 1 tsp of fake news.
- 1/4 cup of manipulation.
- 1/2 cup of deception.
Sub-Recipe for the Truly Ambitious:
For those who want it all, and want it now.
- Step 1: Eliminate all opposition (literally).
- Step 2: Replace with loyal followers.
- Step 3: Install a surveillance system.
- Step 4: Serve with a side of fear.