We will discuss... um, things. Maybe. Possibly. Who knows?
Acknowledge the futility of existence and the inevitability of pointless meetings.
We'll probably just stare at each other for 30 minutes.
Someone might say something profound, but probably not.
We might, just maybe, accomplish something. But let's be real, probably not.
It's all just a facade, a thin veneer of productivity.
Who needs actual progress when you can have meetings?
We'll just keep meeting, ad infinitum.