Investigation Report: Ink Jet Incident
On Wednesday, at approximately 3:14 PM, the company's ink jet printer inexplicably ceased functioning. The incident has been under investigation by the Meeting Prophets for several days.
Theories abound as to the cause of the breakdown. Some point to user error, while others blame the janitor's cleaning schedule. Our team of expert Meeting Prophets has narrowed down the list of possible culprits to:
- John in HR for using the wrong kind of ink cartridges.
- Jane in Marketing for neglecting to replace the toner.
- The janitor for not cleaning the printer regularly.
Further investigation is needed to pinpoint the exact cause.
We will keep you updated on the progress of the investigation. In the meantime, please refrain from using the ink jet printer until further notice.