Prophets of Redundancy

Welcome, seekers of banter and prophets of redundancy! We've got the latest and greatest in Zoom Banter 2.0, where meetings are a breeze and your eyes will never get bored.

Our team of expert Prophets have spent years perfecting the art of saying nothing while saying everything. They've got the secret to making your Zoom calls feel like an eternity, but with more excitement and less actual productivity.

Here are some tips to get you started:

Always, always, ALWAYS say "Can you repeat that?"
Use the phrase "That's a great question" at least 5 times per call
Never, ever, EVER actually solve the problem you're discussing

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