Ominous Decision Tree

You've stumbled into a meeting of the Redundant Meetings Council, where decisions are made with an air of foreboding doom.

We're stuck in an endless loop of meetings, and it's all because of you. Our meeting prophets have foreseen the apocalypse of productivity, and it's all because of your lack of participation.

Will you:

• Avoid all decision trees, and risk eternal doom.
• Embrace the Ominous Decision Tree, and risk being trapped forever.
• Escape the Ominous Decision Tree, but only if you can survive its many, many iterations.

(Warning: The Ominous Decision Tree has an extremely high chance of inducing existential dread.)

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