Meeting Prophets of Redundancy
Where meetings go to die.
Meetings: where the air is thick with the weight of unnecessary discussions and the coffee is always just out of reach.
We specialize in predicting the exact moment when a meeting will become redundant, and then... well, we just sort of exist in a state of perpetual, self-perpetuating meetings.
- We are the Meeting Prophets of Redundancy.
- We know the signs: the PowerPoint presentation that goes on for hours, the "urgent" emails sent at 9:45 PM, and the inevitable "Action Item" that never gets actioned.
- We can predict with certainty: that the meeting will go on forever, and the donuts will never be as good as we remember them being.