Meeting Prophets Unite!

Welcome to the Omnisciential Bureaucratic Prophetic Declarations, where meetings never end, but the minutes do.

Meetings: because who needs a 2-hour conversation when you can have a 4-hour PowerPoint?

• Meet the Minute Keepers - Our team of expert time-wasters.
• Meating Agendas: A Journey Through the Abyss
• Prophetic Declaration Generator - Because Your Boss Said So