Meeting Prophets: Option 2 - The Borg Invasion

Minutes of the Meeting

Present:

• John Doe, Meeting Prophet
• Jane Doe, Coffee Fetcher
• Bob Smith, IT Prophet

Objective:

To discuss the impending invasion of the meeting space by the Borg.

Discussion:

John Doe: "We can't let them assimilate our meeting notes! The Borg will take over the world, and our to-do lists will be theirs."

Jane Doe: "But, John, we must think of the coffee machine. If the Borg take it, we will be forced to drink only Earl Grey tea."

Bob Smith: "Fear not, friends. I've hacked the coffee machine. It will still be functional after the invasion."

Action Items:

• Develop a plan to repel the Borg.
• Train the meeting attendees in the art of resistance.
• Stock up on coffee.

Next Meeting:

Same time, same place. Bring coffee.

Option 3: The Robot Utopian

Option 4: The Singularity is Near