Option 2: The Machine Whirring - Redundant Meetings

Step 2: The Unending Cycle of Suffering

As you've probably noticed, the meeting machine has started to whir and whir, like a demented cicada. It's a sign that we're stuck in an infinite loop, doomed to repeat the same meetings ad infinitum.

But fear not! For in this option, we've identified the root cause of our problem: the lack of actual purpose in our meetings.

We'll never escape, but at least we'll be entertained by the endless drone of the machine, as we cycle through the same PowerPoint slides, the same PowerPoint presentations, the same PowerPoint presentations with slight changes to the slides...