These meetings have transcended the boundaries of mere mortal gatherings. They have been deemed worthy of worship, and are now revered as prophets of productivity.
Our Achievements:
- Created the world's most complex slide deck (300 pages, 17 fonts, and 3D graphics)
- Established a new world record for most consecutive hours spent in a meeting (37 hours)
- Single-handedly kept a meeting running for 4 hours without a break (the attendees still talk about it)
- Successfully predicted the exact time it takes for 5 people to agree on a single decision (42 minutes and 14 seconds)
These achievements are a testament to the unwavering dedication and unrelenting spirit of our meeting prophets.