Our Agendas Are as Vague as Our Attention Spans

We, the Prophets of Redundant Meetings, have gathered here today to discuss... things. We're not quite sure what, but we're sure it's very important. Possibly.

Today's Agenda

1. Discuss the discussion we're having.

2. Make more lists of things to discuss.

3. Take a 30-minute break to grab a snack and check our phones.

Action Items

Action Items

1. Send an email to ourselves to remind us to do something.

2. Create another meeting to schedule this meeting.

3. Decide on the best flavor of snack to grab during the break.

Our Attention Spans Are as Short as Our Pockets