Our Agendas Are As Vague As Our Attention Spans

We're meeting to discuss the meeting that's happening, but we're not quite sure what it's about yet.

Action Items

We've got some action items to discuss, but let's just call them "things we should probably do later"

Decisions We Might Make If We Really Get Around to It

We'll probably make some decisions, but let's just pretend we're still trying to decide what to get for lunch first

Possible But Unlikely Outcomes

Let's just pretend we're worried about these, but really we'll just get distracted by our phones

Meeting adjourned. Maybe. Possibly. Possibly in 15 minutes. Or 30 minutes. Or never.