Welcome, seekers of knowledge and seekers of meaning, to the sacred sessions of our ancient prophet Zythorvath!
We've compiled the most important and most confusing teachings of our prophet into this collection of pages, so you can bask in the glory of his unrelenting verbosity.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
Manifesto of Scariantian Sorrows
May the wisdom of Zythorvath guide you.