Option 3: The Hermit Hides

Our apocalypse is a comin' and you're all just a bunch of doomsday deniers.

You've been warned, but you just can't get enough of that sweet, sweet destruction.

Meet our team of expert hermits, who'll be hiding under the bed while the world burns.

They're the real MVPs (Most Valuable Procrastinators).

• Option 2: There's No Escape from the Robot Apocalypse
• Option 4: The Hermit Hides from Herself