Welcome, fellow survivors! I'm the Communications Prophet Alpha, the one who guides our tribe through the ruins of civilization. My sacred duty is to keep you informed about the most pressing matters, like where to find the last remaining bagel shops or which factions to trust (spoiler: none of them).
Meet Our Brave Scouts who venture forth into the wasteland to gather intel on potential hideaways, food sources, and hidden caches of toilet paper. Our Communications Prophet Beta handles the more... delicate matters of morale and group dynamics. She's a real pro at making sure we don't kill each other before the apocalypse actually happens. Our Tech Prophet is the genius behind our makeshift infrastructure. She keeps us connected with the world via her jury-rigged ham radio and maintains our beloved 3D-printed toaster.Don't forget to tune in for our regular Weekly Radio Show, where we broadcast the most pressing news, share survival tips, and occasionally play the theme from "The End of Days" by The Smiths.