Barnaby McSquints' Doomsday Prophetic Services

Our Doomsday Prophetic Services

We are the most renowned prophets of doom in the land of Neo-Brutalism. Our team of experts has been predicting the apocalypse for decades, and we're not afraid to admit that our predictions have been consistently... incorrect.

That being said, our doomsday prophecies are still totally valid and 100% accurate. You can trust us with your life. Or, at the very least, you can trust us to give you a good laugh.

Our team includes:

• The Doomsday Foreprophets - Our team of experts who have been studying doomsday prophecies for centuries.
• The Doomspellers - Our team of experts who specialize in spelling out the doom.
• The Doomifiers - Our team of experts who turn the doom into an art form.

Or, if you're feeling lucky, try to guess the date of the doomsday in our Doomsday Guessing Game.

Disclaimer: Our doomsday prophecies are not actually prophecies, but rather just our wild guesses. We are not responsible for any emotional distress caused by our inaccurate predictions. Or, for that matter, any emotional distress caused by our accurate predictions. Because, let's be real, the apocalypse is coming for you, and it's all going to be terrible.