Baron Von Dompocket's Nuclear Forecasts

Welcome to the most unpredictable meetings in all the land!

Today's Forecast:

There is a 99.99% chance of certain annihilation. Please bring snacks.

High Alert:

  • Severe radiation expected at all altitudes.
  • Mandatory evacuation procedures in effect. Please leave immediately.
  • Do not attempt to use your phone. It will not work.